What is a Medical Certificate?

Medical Kit

Medical Certificate (MC)

  • a piece of paper which you acquire from your doctor to excuse you from a day or more of work
  • (Singapore) a short form for sick leave or SL
  • also a good alibi for you to sneak out for an interview

For the past two days, I have gone on half days for a medical check up. My absence wasn’t missed apparently at work.

Bing Bong: Toni, admit it your MC really not MC.

Me: ?

Bing Bong: You really went for an interview. (With that face of awesome to your face you little liar)

Me: No lah. I told you what? I went to the (medical) specialist.

Bing Bong: No need to lie to us you know.

Me: Aiya! What should I do for you to believe me? You want to see the scan of my vajayjay is it?!

Bing Bong: *stunned silence* (for like 1 second… just 1 second)

And that, my friends, is how you level up friendship at work and ward away suspicion.

Confabulations #10