Medical Certificate (MC)
- a piece of paper which you acquire from your doctor to excuse you from a day or more of work
- (Singapore) a short form for sick leave or SL
- also a good alibi for you to sneak out for an interview
For the past two days, I have gone on half days for a medical check up. My absence wasn’t missed apparently at work.
Bing Bong: Toni, admit it your MC really not MC.
Bing Bong: You really went for an interview. (With that face of awesome to your face you little liar)
Me: No lah. I told you what? I went to the (medical) specialist.
Bing Bong: No need to lie to us you know.
Me: Aiya! What should I do for you to believe me? You want to see the scan of my vajayjay is it?!
Bing Bong: *stunned silence* (for like 1 second… just 1 second)
And that, my friends, is how you level up friendship at work and ward away suspicion.